I've just witnessed something awful. Sir Cliff Richard was on the lottery show a minute ago singing a terrible, terrible song. And not just singing but trying to dance in a highly disturbing way - kind of simultaneously squatting and swaying. He was even doing the reaching-up-and-clutching-at-the-air thing that Westlife do. What the hell is he thinking? I think I know. He's thinking that he's still got it.
Newsflash, Cliff - you haven't.
EDIT - Just found last night's Cliff performance on YouTube. Click here if you dare .....
Scary aint he! He was on some chat show thingy today and there is something strange going on with his teeth!!! How old is he? He's going to go on forever and ever and ever, argggggggggggggh
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If you think thats scary you should see his calendars. I get my MIL one every year, this year there was one of him straddled over a motor bite, chest hair out and a medallion........barf !
ReplyDeleteMandie, he has gone on forever and ever. He's about 213 isn't he?!
ReplyDeleteStraddling a motorbike? Medallion? Ew! That is rank!
The song is definitely cheesy, the dancing is even worse than my dad's (and that's saying something!), but you've got to hand it to him - 50 years! I wonder how many of the manufactured acts of today will be able to say that?
ReplyDeleteNicky - it's a good job that i didn't read your comment while eating my lunch!
I dared, wished I hadn't but I did!
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oi! that man gave you his lifetime... show a little respect!
ReplyDeleteApologies. I didn't mean to offend you Sir Cliff lovers out there ..... ;o)
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I dared, but unfortunately I couldn't watch all of it YUK!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy hubby's mum thinks he's fantastic. When I met Ian 10 years ago his mum had cliff posters on her bedroom wall, rather strange for a woman in her early 50's don't you think. Each to their own I suppose.