Zilch

I'm sat here on my own, reading a few blogs, tweeting a few tweets and texting a few texts. My ailing laptop makes typing tricky; the space bar and the 'H' key stick. Technology is generally conspiring against me. I have trouble with my website editing software, my updated antivirus software has done something to my email programme, my external hard drive has bust, my iTunes has gone wanky and my laptop dies the second I unplug it from the mains.

But yeah, I'm still here, plodding along making beads in my shed. I have nothing to report; I've been nowhere, I've seen nobody and no amusing events have occurred.

It's official: I am boring!