'Fiesta Flora'

These are put-your-sunglasses-on beads! Very bright and cheery.

I went to the hairdresser today. On Monday morning my hair did that thing where it lets you know it needs some sort of professional help. Do you know what I mean? You have days on end where you do your hair as per usual and it behaves itself and then all of a sudden one day ..... crazy 'do! There's bits sticking up everywhere and it looks like a bird of prey has tried to nest in it. No matter what you do, no amount of washing, combing, brushing and product application helps. You just know that it's time to call the hairdresser.

Anyway, while I was sat waiting for my appointment a magazine on the table caught my eye. It was the January copy of 'That's Life!' magazine (never ever heard of it) and the front cover gave me the impression it was like the Jeremy Kyle Show in magazine format. One particular heading on the cover read 'I laid a ham sandwich on his grave'. What? WHAT?? Half of me so wanted to pick up the magazine and find out why someone was leaving their lunch all over a cemetery but the other half of me couldn't quite bring myself to do so .....